Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Jay
Milly
Dante Hicks
Brodie Bruce
Justice
Reggie Faulken
Shan Yu
Jihad
Reboot Chronic
Reboot Bluntman
Alfred
Bailliff
Brandon St. Randy (Lawyer)
Prosecutor
Alyssa Jones
Chris Hemsworth
Mooby's Employee
Jason Biggs
Security Guard Gordon
Southbest Airline Employee
Miss MacKenzie